the point is dolphins

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

flickeringmuse:

Character archetype: the Mentor

The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.

AND THEN THERE IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER

is there such things as fanart combining eurovision and hetalia? because i suddenly have a burning need for some right now

living-in-a-wifi-soup:

vriskasauerkraut:

galaxeys:

Pledge allegiance to the struggle

It doesn’t matter what fandom you’re in.

That shit’s devotion and deserves respect.

id hate to even think how long that took or the price or the weight

you sir/madam are amazing

There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you.

#DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE VALEYARD? #FOR #EVER #ACTUAL CANONICAL DARK DOCTOR #whatever else he’s done moffat has done this; and has brought in john motherfucking hurt to do it #I AM DELIGHT AND TERROR I AM IT ALL

(okayophelia)

ferelden:

i’m 100% sure romania is attempting to summon satan

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean: 
sam: what are you even saying
dean: 
sam: 
dean: 
sam: 
dean: 
sam: 
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

4rtist12ooney:

Drawing Matt Smith from Doctor Who. Click here for video.

MAGICAL

coulsonian:

fuckyoutubers:

behold jafar returns

#IS IT GAY ACROBATS OR EUROVISION WE JUST DON’T KNOW

Question of the ages

lastofthetimeladies:

colinfirth:

buttpower:

you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a  draw four

#friendship has no place at the uno table

#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played